You've watched this episode of Friends about 6 times already. There is nothing else on but the News, a horrible T.V. movie with Joanna Kerns, and infomercials. You think to yourself how pathetic this is and turn the television set off. You are now bored out of your mind.

In desperation, what do you decide to do?

Against your better judgment, you call Tran up so she can organize a group activity

Masturbate

Start the story over again

Come home with me.