#ihs is COMPLETELY DEAD. A bunch of people are logged in, but it looks like they're all idling. Twiggie is the only one talking, but he annoys you so you kick him out. Now, though, nothing at all seems to be happening.

What do you decide to do?

Liven things up with a little sex chat with Knee

Give up on #ihs, change your nick to hot_fudge and head on over to #teen

Start the story over again

Come home with me.